Cats are so....... Last year!

I saw off a cat today! A cat dared to set foot in the Finding dominatrix's back garden so I really gave it some with my full blown bark and my did he scupper off. However unbeknown to me he was up a tree next door and could clearly see me while I pooed in a border I feel so personally invaded and indignant how dare it! 

                                        Hey let me back in there's a cat out there!