Oh oh!

I've arrived and he who likes to think he is obeyed is home as well. Could be fun as the dominatrix likes to think she is strict with me whereas he who likes to think he is obeyed is soft as! In fact a couple of weeks ago he spent £23 on me (new lead and treats etc) and I could tell dominatrix wasn't happy because she had to cut back on Sauvignon Blanc and Bombay Sapphire that week, didn't make for happy days..........I'm going to have some fun here today! 

                                        

    

Me a wussy, I don't think so!

Calling Uncle Harry and Auntie Lizzie. The dominatrix and I took Uncle Roddy to work today and when he got out of the car I cried all the way from Gosport to nearly home. I told the dominatrix it was a touch of hay fever when she asked. I don't mind admitting Uncle Roddy is the best.

                          Love it when he comes home!

    

reading matter

So now all of a sudden adverts of dog food are of interest to the Finding dominatrix

https://tails.com/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Mobile&utm_campaign=UK_mob_tap_kyb_10_all_ID_Rd

Cats are so....... Last year!

I saw off a cat today! A cat dared to set foot in the Finding dominatrix's back garden so I really gave it some with my full blown bark and my did he scupper off. However unbeknown to me he was up a tree next door and could clearly see me while I pooed in a border I feel so personally invaded and indignant how dare it! 

                                        Hey let me back in there's a cat out there!

         

          

I've gone global!

  

                                   

Well it's about time I hit it big so I've gone global! With my fan base growing from LA (OK a bit of name dropping here Rob Newman) to Wolongong and Basingstoke I thought I ought to make a splash what with my first birthday coming up and all ........ So you will read it here first and guests can add cute pictures of me and mention my appearances and events.